kittensandweed2:

what the fuck ever

sabspars:

“i got that dog in me”
the dog:

evilwizard:

pretty cool how you went on a heroic journey to gain the power needed to defeat me. unfortunately i was on a cooler, villainous journey

actionsurges:

ive been gnomegnapped

jimmyjampots:

olyfrogg:

Like birds drunk on berries🍂

cemeterything:

medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes

1percentcharge:

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

ah-jiing:

A young Wizard’s best friend.

greelin:

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

lakevida:

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

quelfabulous:

This is what I imagine a platonic grave scene with the homies was like. IYKYK. Onward to becoming more glorious bastard…

translated headstone for the meme. Tav’s got the polaroid camera.

feminempreg:

toskarin:

the woman in the river shows me an axe of silver and asks if it is the one I lost. I respond that it is. she produces an axe of gold and asks the same question again. I shamefully look away, not sure whether I’m comfortable admitting that I was dual wielding

evilwizard:

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES